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Track Review: "I'm A Nigga" by Anthony Hamilton

Friday, January 26, 2007

A lot of times in today's music landscape, a new artist is hyped to the point of media saturation, he or she's name is everywhere, when you turn on the TV to a music channel there always seems to be an attractive VJ asking him whether he's single or not, or what he or she's inspiration to do music was, rumors of a multimillion dollar marketing push seem to be on everybodie's lips and it is confirmed in a music publication that he or she'salbum in fact will be produced entirely by Timbaland

Anthony Hamilton is not one of these people.

Anthony Hamilton is a nigga.

He drives this point with pride and with enough soul to make you think James Brown will be an afterthought once Hamilton's album drops. The new single that is blazing radio stations all around the world is one that comes with a title as inflammatory as it is fascinating: "I'm A Nigga". Beginning with squelchy, warbling synth lines that hark back to the days of mid nineties G-Funk, Hamilton croons softly while letting the beat swallow the listener into deep thought about just what Hamilton might be so passionate about. String's reminiscent of circa 1997 Rza swirl about, finally culminating into a maelstrom of sound that Hamilton envelops with verve and his silky smooth baritone. His message is made clear immediately when the Questlove-esque drums hit, and the staccato bassline underscores his passionate declaration of niggadom. The lyrics are a beauty on to themselves, with complex metaphors about life as a nigga delivered beautifully throughout his song.

Here's one example of such a metaphor:

Its like a bird in a cage/where a man has shit

Shit all over the bird/and shit

its like there's shit all up on my shit

thats what its like/to be a nigga

Such earth shattering metaphorical power has not been heard since Lennon's heyday and this example is one that would rival any song in the famous beatle's catalogue. Near the end of the song, the beat seems to catch a second wind as it launches into a sonic experience that could only be described as Mid-Eighties Oingo Boingo-esque.

With this climactic ending, being a nigga is solidified as an important facet in Mr. Hamilton's life, and we can all state with confidence that Anthony Hamilton is in fact, a Nigga.

Manny Reviews: Guys in Tall White Tees

Friday, October 13, 2006
In starting this review site, I wanted to look at the art form of review and criticism through a different perspective. Most people who have review sites and the such happen to be fat loser pieces of shit who have nothing better to do than to proclaim the greatness of various garbage George Romero movies. Dawn of the Dead, etc. are movies that suck ass. Get your hand off your fat encased button dick and try losing weight shit heads...

I Digress

Anyway, as far as this review site goes, I'm thinking outside the box, which brings me to this: Guys in White Tall Tees are the one of the stupidest FuX on earth. Here's why

The tall white tee originated as those long pajama tops that women used to sport during their slumber. Yes, those drapes that niggas wear are fuckin batas (thats a spanish word for you white devils). Not only is the attire retarded, it pushes the limits of just how much someone can resemble the sail of a boat. A skinny fellow like the cracka ass cracka pictured can usually wear something along the size of XXL, however a big fat fuckin crunchy nigga like this dude has to steal a parachute and somehow assemble a t-shirt out of it. If you closely at the tag of the shirt that he's sportin, you can see a Lockheed Martin logo on the back.

The pants usually have to match the billowing largesse of the t-shirt above it, creating pants so baggy they would make MC Hammer say "Hey, those pants are fuckin baggy as a motherfucker".

If you want shorts, you have to resort to capri-esque jeans which to top things off, are extremely gay. On the feet of these dick licking dumbfucks, you'll see a new pair of jordans, which they talk about with way too much enthusiasm. Sample: "Oh SHIT SON YOU GOT THE NEW FIVES HOLY FUCKIN SHIT NIGGA I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHIT, DID YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE WELFARE CHECK ON THEM? YOU DID? OH SHIT NIGGA, I WAS GONNA SPEND IT ON CHILD SUPPORT FOR MY 18 CHILDREN BUT FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGA I'M GETTIN DEM FUCKIN SNEAKAS"

Along with ridonkolously large fuckin clothing, these folks posess ignorant ass attitudes and are often seen with a disgusting fuckin hood rat who looks like an overstuffed rotten burrito thats had one too many dicks in the mouth/ass/pussy/ear. So the grade I give to white tee sporting heads of dick is : F

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Hey everyone, welcome to my new blog/site, whatever the hell, um basically I just review Sh!t that I watch or listen to, adding my own perspective to whatever it may be. It may be television, movies or music, you just never know.